yourfriendlyneighborhoodbitch:

Am I the first to see this or..?

nosdrinker:

me at ikea: where’s the monkey

I got a haircut tonight and, in the immortal words of Daft Punk, I’m feeling Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

I got a haircut tonight and, in the immortal words of Daft Punk, I’m feeling Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

sappling:

don’t let tumblr fool you into thinking anime is cool

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

People worry about teenagers watching violent videos; we are scared that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands – literally thousands – of songs about broken hearts and rejection and pain and misery and loss.
Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
You run the risk of losing anyone who is worth spending time with
Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

the most surprising part of High Fidelity is when the American woman says “horny” and the British narrator is taken aback

"Horny? They really use that word? Jesus. All my life I’ve wanted to go to bed with an American, and now I have, and I’m beginning to see why people don’t do it more often."

I had no idea British people didn’t say horny and it’s hilarious

I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do what we do: they save their best pairs of underwear for the nights when they know they are going to sleep with somebody.
Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
Each tab is a moment that helped me with my break up as I feel good knowing I am doing better than this British dude

Each tab is a moment that helped me with my break up as I feel good knowing I am doing better than this British dude