I’m building a kitchen right now and the owner’s dogs (pictured above waiting for the next moment to make their move) keep trying to frame me for their murders.
-Mike is going to use the jigsaw? BETTER DO MY BEST TO JUMP INTO HIS ARMS
-Mike is trying to rinse out buckets of of chemicals? BETTER TRY TO DRINK OUT OF THE BUCKET
p.s. the devil horns are real those aren’t paint marks I hastily made

I’m building a kitchen right now and the owner’s dogs (pictured above waiting for the next moment to make their move) keep trying to frame me for their murders.

-Mike is going to use the jigsaw? BETTER DO MY BEST TO JUMP INTO HIS ARMS

-Mike is trying to rinse out buckets of of chemicals? BETTER TRY TO DRINK OUT OF THE BUCKET

p.s. the devil horns are real those aren’t paint marks I hastily made

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    Godspeed, my friend.
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